Disney Unveils More Authentic California Adventure Park Featuring Homeless Campsite
Entertainment · Sep 11, 2023 · BabylonBee.com

ANAHEIM, CA — The Walt Disney Company unveiled plans for a more authentic California Adventure theme park this week which features an authentic homeless campsite.

"Wow, it's so real!" said little Timmy Hearst, a lucky boy who was able to tour the new "Homeless Land" area of the park. "Look, that animatronic robot is puking!"

"Timmy, that's a real homeless actor," his mother admonished.

"Wow! He looks like a real hobo! Gee wiz!"

Homeless Land has reportedly taken over Pixar Pier, but none of the original land's decor has been changed. Rather, in order to make it feel just like California, the area had a veneer of hopelessness thrown over the top of a formerly beautiful environment.

"Park guests can now tour California Adventure and marvel at how beautiful it could be if only the government was cleaning things up a little, just like in the real California!" said Disney CEO Robert Iger.

"I'm rich," he added.

According to a recent survey, a majority of park guests were seen weeping over what we've lost as a society, just like tourists do in West Hollywood.


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