WASHINTON, D.C. — Change was in the air today as a Diet Coke truck was seen pulling up to the White House to deliver a presidential-sized load of Diet Coke for incoming President Donald Trump.
White House staff received the enormous delivery of Diet Coke and placed the thousands of cans in the newly constructed climate-controlled White House Diet Coke cellar. Trump reportedly reviewed the delivery and gave his thumbs-up to the setup.
"These cans will help me make America great again," Trump said. "I love Diet Coke. Not Pepsi though, not a Pepsi drinker. Other people like Pepsi but not me, no Pepsi here."
Whitehouse officials said the delivery would be sufficient to get Trump through at least the first two weeks of his presidency. The delivery truck was said to be scheduled to refill the cellar at least once a month over the course of Trump's entire presidency.
"The incoming administration has laid out a strong Diet Coke agenda and we're to help the president execute his vision," incoming Secretary of Caffeinated Beverages Micheal Strong told the press. "I'm here to ensure the free flow of Diet Coke during the Trump Administration."
Trump administration insiders said the newly sworn-in president was also expected to sign an executive order to name Diet Coke the official beverage of the United States.
At publishing time, unconfirmed reports indicated a semi-truck full of McDonald's Big Macs was reportedly en route to the White House.
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