Dating App Adds Feature Allowing Men To Filter Out Women Who Support Lindsay Clancy

Tech · Aug 27, 2026 · BabylonBee.com
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U.S. — A popular dating app announced a new feature that would allow men to filter out women who support accused child murderer Lindsay Clancy.

OkCupid developers announced the new addition to the app after men expressed a desire for a product that would allow them to be paired with women who don't empathize with a woman on trial for murdering her three young children.

"It's a pretty simple concept, really," OkCupid spokesman Mark Sidwell explained. "There are a lot of men out there who would rather not waste their time with women who think the patriarchy is responsible for a woman murdering her kids or similar actions. Our app helps pair them with women who aren't crazy."

The updated version of the app aimed to help men in the dating world screen for suitable women who don't think it's understandable to kill your kids if you have a case of the blues.

"We've already received overwhelmingly positive feedback for the update," Sidwell said. "It's been out for about two hours. I think there's a real demand from men who want to date women who don't rationalize infanticide. It's a great way to determine if a woman is, as they say, 'wife material.'"

At publishing time, developers were also considering adding filters for women who think Luigi Mangione is attractive, women who voted for Kamala Harris, and women who follow Candace Owens.


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