NASHVILLE, TN — Conservative news outlet Daily Wire has been dipping its toes into the entertainment industry as of late, with all-original films such as Lady Ballers, What Is A Woman?, and the upcoming Snow White and the Evil Queen.
Now, the company is doubling down with an exciting, all-original animated piece, Jeremy's Willie, sources confirmed Monday.
At a Daily Wire town hall, CEO Jeremy Boreing announced the project: "Conservatives have to stop sitting by and just complaining about the culture wars. We need to start creating culture. Hollywood has gotten so lazy with remakes and reiterations of existing IP, which is why we're doing creative stuff like remaking Snow White and filming a sports movie that's basically just Dodgeball but with more penis jokes."
"And now, we're expanding our animated content library with this idea I came up with all by myself: Jeremy's Willie."
The 8-minute black and white short centers on a mouse named Willie and his wacky adventure down a river on a steamboat. It's filled with fluid animation and fully synchronized sound, a technology that Boreing says will "revolutionize animation as we know it."
Daily Wire's movie critics are raving over early screenings of the film in reviews published on The Daily Wire, calling it "triumphant" and "completely new and original" and "very innovative." Points of criticism include the "pointless and tacky" Jeremy's Razors product placement halfway through the film, and the live-action scene tacked on to the end where Jordan Peterson fist-fights a lobster.
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