TULSA, OK — Local dad William Madsen announced he was excited to show his kids some of the horror and action movies he loved from the 1970s, which must be ok because they're rated the same as those Toy Story movies.
"I think we're gonna watch The Omega Man tonight, followed by maybe Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, and then to round it out, how about Jaws and Poltergeist! All rated PG!"
Madsen made these choices after looking up the original ratings of the movies and seeing that they were all rated a family-friendly PG. "Just like Honey, I Shrunk The Kids!"
Madsen assembled his family of four kids, ages 5 through 10, and his wife Molly, who "doesn't really like anything scarier than It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown" and is hoping to have a quiet family movie night.
At publishing time, Williams Madsen could be heard screaming about 15 minutes into The Omega Man and searching desperately for the TV remote that had fallen between the couch cushions while his kids and wife looked on with horrified faces.
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