Crying Baby On Flight Complains About Being Seated Near Greta Thunberg

World · Jun 11, 2025 · BabylonBee.com
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WORLD — During an international flight from Tel Aviv to Paris a crying baby was seen complaining to a flight attendant about being seated next to professional activist Greta Thunberg.

"Can you move me to another seat? I can't hear myself think," the crying baby cried. "This grown woman won't stop crying."

Thunberg, who recently made headlines for being rescued by Israel during an ill-advised trip to Gaza, claimed she was not crying, only telling her seat mate about the horrors of climate change.

"How dare you, baby!" Thunberg reportedly said. "By breathing this air, you are hurtling the earth toward its doom! You are here flying and not even thinking about how you are ruining the world for my generation!"

"How dare you!" she added.

Unfortunately for the crying baby, the flight was fully booked and there were no remaining seats available. According to witnesses, the baby attempted to cause a scene by crying about it, but the child's cries were drowned out by Greta Thunberg's rant about Zionism.

"These people do not care who they kill! They are causing the genocide! How dare you fly out of their airports!" she complained to her fellow passengers.

At publishing time, the airline captain made a once in a lifetime exception and had Greta Thunberg ejected from the plane from about 40,000 feet.


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