Update: 3,000 New Deaths Today But Enough About Abortion

Health · Apr 2, 2020 · BabylonBee.com

Image for article: Update: 3,000 New Deaths Today But Enough About Abortion

Previous

Next

Shop The Bee

Trending Articles

Illegal Immigrants Removed From Census, Leaving California With Population Of 12 - Article image

Politics · Jul 1, 2025 · 96

Illegal Immigrants Removed From Census, Leaving California With Population Of 12

U.S. - Population numbers have shifted drastically in light of new changes to the census program, which remove illegal immigrants from official popula...

Pride Parade Followed Closely By Disinfectant Parade - Article image

Culture · Jun 30, 2025 · 99

Pride Parade Followed Closely By Disinfectant Parade

SAN FRANCISCO - Pride Month festivities drew to a close Monday with one final Pride Parade that was closely followed by a Disinfectant Parade.

UK Police Release Updated Chart Showing Who You’re Allowed To Be Racist Against - Article image

World · Jul 1, 2025 · 76

UK Police Release Updated Chart Showing Who You’re Allowed To Be Racist Against

LONDON - In a move intended to help citizens direct their hatred toward the appropriate parties, UK police released an updated chart showing who you'r...

Thomas Massie Unveils Small, Ugly Budget Bill With A Great Personality - Article image

Politics · Jul 1, 2025 · 43

Thomas Massie Unveils Small, Ugly Budget Bill With A Great Personality

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In his latest move to fight against the looming passage of President Donald Trump's "Big Beautiful Bill," Congressman Thomas Massie...

Ford Debuts World’s First Autonomous Car To Leave Factory And Drive Straight To Shop For Repairs - Article image

Tech · Jun 30, 2025 · 136

Ford Debuts World’s First Autonomous Car To Leave Factory And Drive Straight To Shop For Repairs

DEARBORN, MI - The Ford Motor Company made history once again with its recent debut of the world's first autonomous car to leave the factory and drive...

Sad: Great White Shark Stripped Of UPenn Women's Swimming Title - Article image

Sports · Jul 2, 2025 · 65

Sad: Great White Shark Stripped Of UPenn Women's Swimming Title

PHILADELPHIA, PA - After years of outrage, a Pennsylvanian Great White shark was stripped this morning of its University of Pennsylvania Women's Swimm...

Support

Our Sites

Socials

Other Links

YouTube
RSS

© 2025 Babylon Bee. All rights reserved.