WASHINGTON, D.C.—Bombshell testimony on Capitol Hill today revealed a shocking truth: that some people do not like President Trump.
Several progressive experts were brought in to testify, and they all confirmed the startling revelation: some of the country does not care much for Trump and wants him to be impeached.
"This shocking revelation may be the end for the Trump administration," said Rep. Jerrold Nadler. "It's game over. Lights out. The jig is up. The fat lady is singing. The curtains have fallen. The walls are closing in. I wouldn't be surprised if Trump voluntarily resigns after this. We have spent millions of taxpayer dollars and used up everybody's precious time, but it was all worth it: these liberal professors do not like Trump, and rumor has it that some other people in America don't like him either."
Democrats renewed calls for Trump to resign following the bombshell testimony.
"It's possible that Trump insists on remaining in office even though some people do not like him," said pundit Bill Maher. "You know who else stayed in office even though people did not like him? Adolf J. Hitler! Is his middle initial J? I'm not sure, but it sounded better that way. Anyway, let's enact a coup to get him out of office."
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