WASHINTON, D.C. — President Joe Biden expressed excitement after being told he was being taken to that big fun farm up north in the country where Jill took the family dog a while back.
"Oh boy! This is gonna fun! I love farms," Biden commented. "When will we get there? Can I ride a pony? Will Corn Pop be there? Oh boy, I love farms!"
Biden was seen sticking his head out of the window of the Presidential limousine as his motorcade zoomed along the highway. Jill sat somberly next to her husband with a terse look on her face.
"Yes Joe, that's right. It will be fun. A big farm where all your dreams will come true," Jill said quietly while looking out the window. "Please stop licking the glass, Joe. Oh dangit, you peed on the floor."
Joe looked slightly confused as the motorcade pulled into Shady Acres Retirement Home. "Jill…why is this farm in the middle of the city? Why are you pushing me out of the car? Why are these nice young men leading into this building? Where's my pony…JILL?!"
At publishing time, Jill Biden could be seen quietly picking up the food and water bowls her husband used for so many years and tossing them in the garbage before breathing a long sigh of relief and scheduling a two-week vacation in Maui for herself and a new ‘gentleman friend.'
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