All Dwarves In Daily Wire's 'Snow White' To Be Played By Ben Shapiro
Entertainment · Oct 20, 2023 · BabylonBee.com

NASHVILLE, TN — Daily Wire's upcoming film adaptation of Snow White will reportedly star conservative personality Ben Shapiro as all seven dwarves.

"With Snow White and the Evil Queen, we wanted to make use of practical effects whenever possible," said producer Jeremy Boreing. "That means minimal computer effects and Ben Shapiro as every dwarf."

"You know, because he's so short."

Brett Cooper, who plays the titular role of Snow White, is thrilled to be working with Ben Shapiro once again. "I'm only 5'5" so I was sure we'd have to use forced perspective to make tall actors look short like Peter Jackson did with his The Lord of the Rings trilogy. But then Jeremy said there was no need because he'd make Ben do it."

The film is set to feature all seven dwarves, albeit names with names that differ from their popular Disney counterparts. Doc, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy, and Dopey will be replaced by Reagan, Washington, Madison, Coolidge, Van Buren, Taft, and Jeremy.

Snow White and the Evil Queen is scheduled to release in 2024. In addition to Ben Shapiro as all the dwarves, it will also star Gina Carano as the evil queen, and Matt Walsh as the huntsman.

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