9 Ways Trump Is Exactly Like Hitler
Politics · Oct 23, 2024 · BabylonBee.com

It's time to confront the reality that the media has been trying to warn you about for nearly a decade: Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler are exactly the same. If you still deny the blatantly obvious evidence, maybe you'll be swayed by cold, hard facts.

The Babylon Bee has put together the following list of startling similarities between Trump and Hitler to help you see the light:

  1. Mein Kampf is German for The Art Of The Deal: Some people may try to tell you that's not the correct translation, but that's just revisionist history.

  2. Both were called Hitler by their political opponents: Obviously not a coincidence.

  3. If you rearrange the letters in "Trump" (while eliminating the U, M, and P and adding H, I, L, and E) it spells "Hitler": Things like this don't just happen by chance.

  4. Both briefly worked at McDonald's: Hitler reportedly loved serving up nein-piece Chicken McNuggets.

  5. They have the exact same mustache but Trump's is blonde so you can't see it: Trust us.

  6. WW2 and January 6th were basically the same: If you don't believe J6 was that bad, you can subscribe to The Babylon Bee and watch a documentary that will prove it.

  7. Hitler was a painter and Trump one time did pottery in a commercial: This is no accident.

  8. Both had cameos in major films: Trump in Home Alone 2, Hitler in Blitzkrieg Of Poland, which are essentially the same.

  9. Hitler also got two scoops of ice cream when journalists only got one: The true mark of a genocidal fascist.

The Democrats have been saying for eight years now that Trump is Hitler, but we have foolishly failed to listen. We hope this list helps redeem oursleves.


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