Tonight, America gets to watch as eight Republican candidates duke it out for the chance of possibly being Trump's VP selection! Woo-hoo! The Babylon Bee is here with an exciting list of Easter eggs to look for during tonight's event:
- Someone offers Ron DeSantis a pudding cup: The American people want to know if the stories are true.
- Vivek challenging other candidates to a rap battle: You better lose yourself in the music, Vivek!
- Chris Christie ordering DoorDash to his podium: Vegas is giving two-to-one odds on a meatball sub.
- Larry Elder setting up his own cardboard podium on the edge of the stage: Sometimes, you have to create your own opportunities.
- OH MY GOODNESS DONALD TRUMP WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!: Does he go for Pence or DeSantis first? Oh, the excitement.
- Ken Bone's "Where Are They Now?" Segment: Bring back that sweater!
- Security accidentally throws out one of the random candidates no one knows: Sorry, Doug!
- Vivek declares Pearl Harbor was an inside job: Easy there, Ramaswamy.
- Mike Pence's fly: The insect. We mean the insect.
If you keep an eye out for the list above, you'll hopefully keep yourself from nodding off like President Biden at a memorial service.
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