Bad Bunny broke down barriers at this year's Super Bowl by putting on a show that only 15% of the viewing audience could understand, which has people wondering how the NFL will follow it up.
The Babylon Bee has obtained the following list of the leading candidates for next year's Super Bowl halftime show.
Ricky Ricardo: A Latin-flavored act that all demographics will love.
The lucky occupant of seat 35J section 52: They might be terrible, but we'd all tune in to see.
The Von Trapp Family Singers: Escaping over the Alps reportedly gave them unbelievable vocal stamina.
The Max Rebo Band: Featuring the beautiful vocalizations of Sy Snootles (but not the guy from the Special Edition).
Relient K: "We should get jerseys, 'cause we make a good team, but yours would look better than mine, 'cause you're outta my league." Perfection.
Dave Ramsey: It'll be electrifying to hear him lecture everyone in attendance about how much they spent on their Super Bowl tickets.
The California Raisins: A throwback to when America was a real country.
The Village People, featuring dancing by President Donald J. Trump: The ratings would be YUGE. Everyone says so.
Marco Rubio: He does everything else. Why not one more job?
Who are some other performers who you think would best exemplify American values? Let us know in the comments below.
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