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Pride Month is once again upon us, leaving families everywhere looking for the best ways to celebrate the occasion this year.
The Babylon Bee conducted a poll of households across the country to compile the following list of ways to celebrate Pride Month as a family:
Exchange heartfelt messages engraved on bullet casings: A fun way to let each other know how you feel.
Dress up as your favorite gay and go door-to-door asking for treats: Extra points for the most creative costume.
Go to a Dodgers game: One of Gay America's favorite pastimes.
Have the kids pick a day when Mom and Dad will switch clothes: Followed by an at-home edition of Drag Queen Story Hour.
Mandatory preferred pronoun usage around the house: No misgendering allowed for a whole month.
Rainbow flag family craft night: Even if you don't have a family Pride flag, make it with a fun group project.
Trans one of your kids: The ultimate (and most emotionally and physically scarring) way to celebrate.
Fun for the whole family! What are some other great ways to celebrate Pride Month as a family? Post your suggestions in the comments.
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