Take it from us as free Americans, Qatar is the greatest country on earth. Way better than America, like way better. And that's a fact. Don't believe us? Check out these 12 reasons it's better than America.
Look how great it is!
Very few women work: Or drive. Or go outside. Just as Allah intended.
The government censors media and the Internet, which really tamps down on fake news: Let the regime worry about those things.
No national elections: Really cuts down on the stress from politics.
Christianity is illegal, which really cuts down on Sunday morning traffic: Nice!
Able to use a "Q" without that unnecessary "U": Saves so much time.
Some say there is a mysterious cave of wonders hidden beneath the sands that holds a magic lamp: So mysterious!
They filmed parts of Dune there: Isn't that cool?
As many slaves as you want: You can finally get rid of that Roomba vacuum that doesn't even work.
Gorgeous coastlines or mountains or something maybe?: We can't find it on the map tbh.
You get to wear a stylish skirt on your head: They call it a Keffiyeh, which we believe is Qatar for "head skirt"
Being gay is illegal: It doesn't really scream freedom, but just don't be gay, and it's not a problem.
They will pay you $200,000 just to write a list of reasons Qatar is the greatest country on earth: Easy money!
Yep. Qatar truly is the greatest country on earth. You can take it from us because we are totally unbiased Americans.
*This article sponsored by Qatar*
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