Even the staunchest libertarians deserve love. So throw away the pot you only smoke out of principle and take a shower, you son of liberty! You're going to need to put a little effort into a girl if you ever find one.
Here are some pickup lines to add to your repertoire:
"I don't believe in big government, but it should be illegal to look that good." — Classic.
"Are you made of gold? Cause you're the standard by which women should be measured." — Awwwww yeah!
"Hello, I am wearing deodorant." — This will set you apart from the rest of the Libertarian herd.
"When I saw you my heart experienced runaway inflation." — Romantic!
"Are you the federal reserve? 'Cause I'd like to audit you." — Groan.
"Girl, you almost make me want to sign a government document confirming my eternal love for you. Almost." — The government doesn't have the right to define or license your love!
"I don't need a reckless monetary policy to increase my interest rate in you!" — Get it? No? Ok...
"How about you and I go somewhere quieter and listen to my podcast?" — It's getting serious.
"I must be an artificially inflated dollar, cause I'm falling for you." — You can never compare your feelings to irresponsible economic policies enough.
"Taxation is theft. Wanna make out?" — Works every single time.
"Please hang out with me. I'm extremely lonely." — Maybe you should just be honest.
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