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As the world eagerly awaits CNN's upcoming interview with Kamala Harris and Tim Walz, many people are wondering how far-reaching and hard-hitting the questions are going to be.
Through extensive media networking contacts, The Babylon Bee has obtained the following exclusive list of questions from CNN's interview with the Democratic presidential ticket:
"If you were one of the characters from Friends, who would you be?": We're thinking Monica, she's SUCH a boss.
Are you team Edward or team Jacob?: The platform we all need to know.
"You're, like, so amazing. Sorry, I guess that wasn't a question.": But it's SO true.
"Where did you come up with your brilliant idea to build a border wall?": It just came out of nowhere!
"What do you think about feminism? Do you like it?": Very tough, but fair question.
"Is it difficult being a woman in politics? Same question for you, Vice President Harris.": Finally, a moment for Tim Walz to get some attention.
"Are you brat? Or ARE. YOU. BRAT?": It's a trick question. She's obviously BRAT.
"Your opponent is basically Hitler. Can you tell us why that's bad?": The hard-hitting questions we've all come to expect from CNN.
"Would you rather fight 10 duck-sized Trumps or one Trump-sized duck?": Sources say Kamala will lean toward fighting the single giant duck.
"Can we please, please hear that adorable laugh again?": Journalism at its finest.
Powerful stuff! Leave it to CNN to only bring out the deepest, most informative, and probing questions.
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