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Trump Declares White House 'ICE Free Zone' Until Construction On New Ballroom Is Done - Article image
U.S. · Oct 22, 2025 · 46
Trump Declares White House 'ICE Free Zone' Until Construction On New Ballroom Is Done

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump has declared the White House a no-go zone for ICE raids until construction is completed on the new ballroom.

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Crime · Oct 22, 2025 · 44
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PARIS - Following Sunday's theft of artifacts valued at $102 million, the Louvre updated its security system to include a second generation indoor Rin...

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Politics · Oct 22, 2025 · 65
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U.S. - According to sources, the next "No Kings" protest is expected to end no later than 4 p.m. so that everyone in attendance can get home in time f...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Donald Trump announced this week that as part of the White House renovation, he will be installing a giant water slide on...

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WASHINGTON, D.C. - Leaders within the Rebel Alliance have recently warned that Obama's Presidential Library is almost fully operational.
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Politics · Oct 22, 2025 · 65
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U.S. - According to sources, the next "No Kings" protest is expected to end no later than 4 p.m. so that everyone in attendance can get home in time f...

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