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· Nov 19, 2025
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Bearded 6'4" Man In A Dress Says He Needs An Awareness Week For Greater Visibility
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· Nov 18, 2025
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· Nov 17, 2025
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Scholars Now Believe Number Of The Beast Is Actually 67
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· Nov 18, 2025
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Grandma Wonders Why Skillet Can’t Just Make Nice, Pretty Songs Riddled With False Doctrine Like Normal Christian Bands
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· Nov 18, 2025
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· Nov 18, 2025
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Megachurch Now Lets Congregants Set Pastor To 2x Preaching Speed
IRVINE, CA - In an attempt to draw in more members, New Hope Crosspointe Church introduced a new feature this past Sunday, allowing congregants to set...
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· Nov 16, 2025
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8 Ways Trump Is Exactly Like Moses
You may think President Trump has little in common with Moses from the Old Testament, but you'd be wrong. The two are practically carbon copies of eac...
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· Nov 17, 2025
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New Dad-GPT Just Responds To All Queries With "OK"
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· Nov 17, 2025
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After Latest Head Injury, Fetterman Announces He's Joining Whig Party
WASHINGTON, D.C. - After suffering yet another head injury, Senator John Fetterman announced he was joining the Whig Party.
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