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U.S. Offers To Trade Its Liberal Women For Iranian Women - Article image
U.S. · Jan 13, 2026 · 62
U.S. Offers To Trade Its Liberal Women For Iranian Women

WASHINGTON, D.C. - As part of ongoing efforts to improve things in both countries, the United States reportedly made an official diplomatic offer to t...

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U.S. · Jan 13, 2026 · 24
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HEAVEN - Celestial sources say that Scott Adams, creator of the "Dilbert" comic strip, has just been shown to the glorious heavenly cubicle where he w...

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World · Jan 12, 2026 · 54
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World · Jan 12, 2026 · 54
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TEHRAN - A hush fell over the massive mob of Persians gathered in the streets of Tehran on Monday, as media pundit Tucker Carlson arrived to scold the...
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RED ALERT! Everything you once believed is a lie. Your toddler is now capable of reaching your counters, and nothing in your home is safe anymore.

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