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ICE Getting So Scary That Illegal Immigrants Thinking Of Leaving U.S. - Article image
U.S. · Jan 28, 2026 · 7
ICE Getting So Scary That Illegal Immigrants Thinking Of Leaving U.S.

U.S. - Immigration and Customs Enforcement has become so scary that many illegal immigrants are reportedly considering leaving the United States.

Man Ready To Take On The World After Sliding Favorite Pocket Knife Into Jeans Pocket - Article image
Life · Jan 27, 2026 · 40
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U.S. · Jan 27, 2026 · 58
Want To Resist ICE? Here Are 12 Things You Can Do Today

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U.S. · Jan 28, 2026 · 38

MINNEAPOLIS, MN - The malodorous substance sprayed on Representative Ilhan Omar at a town hall meeting has been identified as Somali food.

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