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· Oct 2, 2026
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Man Prays Wife's Fever Breaks Before It's Time To Make Dinner
HOUSTON, TX - Local man Chip Wilson spent time in fervent prayer today in hopes that his wife's fever would break before it was time to make dinner th...
Church
· Oct 1, 2026
· 35
Sunday School Kid Had Different Expectations For Sword Drills
ABILENE, TX - Local 8-year-old Caden Maxwell came home from Sunday School sorely disappointed that "Sword Drills" turned out to be far different than ...
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· Sep 30, 2026
· 63
Here's How 'The New York Times' Reported 9 Historic Attacks
The New York Times is a staple of the American newspaper industry, which is impressive considering it has a reputation for not reporting news. Its rec...
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· Oct 1, 2026
· 40
The 10 Best Things A Man Can Say To His Pregnant Wife
It can be hard to know what to say to a pregnant lady, especially when you're the man she's depending on for love and support. Fear not, gentlemen.
Crime
· Oct 1, 2026
· 56
Death Row Inmates Across The Country Put In Requests For All-Female Execution Teams
U.S. - Death row inmates all across the United States reportedly placed urgent requests to have their executions performed by all-female teams.
World
· Sep 30, 2026
· 45
FlyDubai Hijacker Lands New Job At British Airways
HARMONDSWORTH - Following the harrowing ordeal aboard flight FZ 1073 to Tel Aviv, in which he was subdued by passengers while attempting a violent ter...
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· Sep 28, 2026
· 89
Click Here To See The List Of Celebrities Who Have Condemned Iran For Sentencing Women To Public Beatings For Uncovering Their Faces
We are blessed to live in a world where movie stars, musicians, and celebrities of all stripes care so deeply about the oppressed people of the Middle...
World
· Sep 30, 2026
· 58
UK Terror Suspects Back In Custody After Sharing Meme
GLOUCESTERSHIRE - A group of Muslim men released by authorities earlier this week were back in custody today after police received reports that the me...
World
· Sep 29, 2026
· 70
Britain Apologizes For Disrupting Whatever It Was Nice Muslim Men Were Doing
LONDON - The British government issued an official public apology on Tuesday for interrupting whatever it was the nice Muslim men in unmarked vans wer...
Science
· Sep 28, 2026
· 66
9 Incredible Artifacts Unearthed At Noah's Ark
An archaeological dig at the purported site of Noah's Ark has gotten people really excited. And it appears that it might be legit, because the team be...
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· Oct 1, 2026
· 39
Office Buzz: Props!
Here at The Babylon Bee we amass a significant number of props for various projects, some of which never see the light of day. And then we kind of jus...
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· Sep 30, 2026
· 206
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It's been a busy news week at The Babylon Bee, what with all the foiled terror attacks around the globe and Trump boasting that he changed the name of...
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· Sep 29, 2026
· 83
Did Scientists Find Noah's Ark?
Is this real or fakeslop? A research team is doing ground penetrating radar scans and core drilling to test samples at the Durupinar site in Turkey an...
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· Sep 28, 2026
· 64
Stardate 43742.5: How Was Church?
It's Stardate 43742.5 and it is also a Monday, which means it's time to ask the question: How was church yesterday?
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