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· Dec 6, 2025
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Fans Worry Sale Of WB To Netflix Could Turn Comic Book Movies Into Soulless Cash Grabs
U.S. - Movie fans across the country have expressed concern that Warner Bros' sale to Netflix could lead to comic book movies becoming over-bloated, s...
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· Dec 5, 2025
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Jehovah’s Witness Family Takes Drive To Look At All The Houses With No Christmas Lights
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· Dec 3, 2025
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Minnesota Vikings Change Name To Minnesota Somali Pirates
EAGAN, MN - In a move intended to better reflect the state's modern demographics and generate more interest in the team from the populace, the Minneso...
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· Dec 4, 2025
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'Black Hawk Down' Remake To Be Filmed In Minneapolis
MINNEAPOLIS, MN - A remake of the popular 2001 war film Black Hawk Down was reportedly in development at Columbia Pictures, with producers eyeing down...
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· Dec 5, 2025
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Taylor Swift Hoping Travis Kelce Forgot They’re Engaged
KANSAS CITY, MO - Rumors swirled that the Kansas City Chiefs' disappointing season had led one of the world's biggest celebrities to reconsider her fu...
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· Dec 4, 2025
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Well, Looks Like They’re Still Making LaCroix
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· Dec 4, 2025
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Walz Reminds Nation Not All Somali Rapists Are Bad People
MINNEAPOLIS, MN - Amid national outrage over Somali immigrants in Minneapolis raping people all the time, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz held a press con...
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· Dec 3, 2025
· 101
Is It A War Crime? Ask The Babylon Bee
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· Dec 4, 2025
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An Anonymous Source Has Revealed To Us That The Washington Post's Journalists All Still Wet The Bed And Wear Paw Patrol Pajamas (Which Are For Dumb Little Babies)
WASHINGTON, D.C. - An anonymous source has just revealed to The Babylon Bee that the Washington Post's journalists all still wet their beds and wear P...
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· Dec 4, 2025
· 54
Husband Issues Travel Ban On Any Trucks From Amazon
GEORGETOWN, DE - According to sources, local husband and father Randy Austin issued a house-wide travel ban on any vehicles coming from Amazon in a sw...
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