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11 Chilling Examples Of American Christians Being Persecuted - Article image
Church · Nov 19, 2025 · 53
11 Chilling Examples Of American Christians Being Persecuted

Being a Christian can be rough - especially if you're a Christian in America. Believers in other countries may have a hard time, but American Christia...

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Politics · Nov 19, 2025 · 47
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump had been looking forward to releasing all of the Epstein files in accordance with Congress's "Epstein Files Transpa...
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MEKELLE, ETHIOPIA - Starving African children bravely banded together this week to raise money to feed singer and actress Ariana Grande.

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Lots of people try to remake Jesus in their own image by viewing His life through the lens of their culture, but this is a remarkably offensive way to...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump had been looking forward to releasing all of the Epstein files in accordance with Congress's "Epstein Files Transpa...

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JERUSALEM - In a development which many see as an irrefutable sign of the impending end times, biblical scholars and historians have reached a consens...
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