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Satire Writers Unable To Keep Up With Reality
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Mar 16, 2022 · BabylonBee.com
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Apr 1, 2026
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NASA Plays Incredible April Fools' Joke Of Once Again Pretending To Go To The Moon
MERRITT ISLAND, FL - In one of the biggest April Fools' jokes in decades, NASA is pretending once again to actually be going to the moon.
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Apr 1, 2026
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8 Amazing Features Of Trump's Proposed Presidential Library
Though Donald Trump will leave office after a new president is elected in 2028, his legacy will live on forever in the Donald J. Trump Presidential Li...
Politics
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Mar 30, 2026
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11 Pickup Lines For Getting Chicks At A 'No Kings' Rally
A "No Kings" rally isn't just an excuse to take off work while protesting a thing that doesn't exist in America - it's also a great way to find love. ...
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Apr 1, 2026
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Chicago Bulls Offer To Reinstate Jaden Ivey If He Will Do Some Cocaine And Beat A Few Women
CHICAGO, IL - After releasing Jaden Ivey over his statements about the unrighteousness of Pride month, the Chicago Bulls have offered to reinstate Ive...
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Apr 1, 2026
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Kristi Noem Asks Husband If There's Anything He Needs To Get Off His Chest
WASHINGTON, D.C. - After scandalous photos surfaced online of her husband Bryon, former Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem reported...
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Apr 1, 2026
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In Compelling Argument For Birthright Citizenship, Justice Jackson Eats Entire Stick Of Glue
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a persuasive argument in favor of maintaining birthright citizenship, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson ate an entire stick of glue.
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