DETROIT, MI — Eyewitnesses at Kamala Harris' recent town hall with Liz Cheney say that the current Vice President lashed out at a citizen who tried to ask her a question, telling her "You're at the wrong town hall!"
According to Maria Shriver, the facilitator at the town hall, Kamala's outburst was provoked by an ordinary, everyday citizen who got up to ask Kamala how she would respond to the problems with the US economy.
"I think you're at the wrong town hall," Kamala reportedly fired back at the citizen as several Kamala staffers came to escort the poor woman out of the building. "You really ought to be at the town hall down the street, holistically. That wasn't one of the pre-approved questions you can ask me — try asking Trump instead! HAHAHAHA!"
Several news stations covering the town hall expressed their sympathies for Kamala.
"It's really not okay, what that heckler did last night," said one producer. "We'd already given Kamala her list of questions and answers, so there is absolutely no reason that any citizen should get up at a town hall and ask a candidate questions. This was completely unacceptable and Ms. Harris did perfectly well in dismissing such a biased objection."
At publishing time, Kamala had also told a different citizen that he was at the wrong town hall when he refused to pour her another shot of whiskey.
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