SALT LAKE CITY, UT — Local wife Rebecca Gadsen interrupted a story she was telling her husband to begin telling yet another unrelated story.
Rebecca initially launched into a story about what the kids did with the rice at lunch, only to be interrupted mid-story by herself starting another story about the neighbor's dog.
"So then Brantley dumped all the rice on the floor and started to throw it all over the kitchen -- wait, let me back up, did I tell you that the Peterson's dog ate the petunias??" Rebecca asked her husband, Greg.
According to Greg, he has yet to hear a story go to completion in several months. "It's like story-telling inception," reported Mr. Gadsen. "A story inside of a story inside of a story. Much like the movie, I am left unclear what is real and not. You'll have to ask Rebecca."
Rebecca reportedly continued with her story about the neighbor's dog until she remembered another story about a thought she had about the current state of public schools.
At publishing time, Rebecca had reached the fifth interruption of her own monologue and was complaining that she can never get a word in edgewise.
Coming soon to a Democrat-controlled city near you!
