FORT WORTH, TX — Local wife and mother Sienna Danner already has a collection of 70 Stanley tumblers, but expressed confidence that just one more might be exactly what she needed to fill the God-shaped hole in her heart.
Stanley tumblers, also known by the official name Stanley Quencher, became a popular collector's item among women in recent years, with collections of as little as 10 tumblers to as large as 100 being shared frequently on social media sites like TikTok, Instagram, and even Truth Social.
"Ooo! This one has a tiger-stripe pattern!" said Danner during her weekly livestream. "Maybe this is the one that will finally silence the growing despair within me that my life is empty and meaningless without God. We'll see!"
According to sources, Danner's collection of Stanley tumblers was looking pretty good with the addition of the new tiger cup — almost as good as King David felt when he wrote Psalm 16, praising the Lord for his delightful inheritance and calling Him his "portion and his cup."
"She's pretty sure that one more tumbler will satisfy her," said one insider, who may or may not be her husband, Craig. "Then again, she also said the same thing 48 tumblers ago."
At publishing time, Danner was filled with great regret when she realized she had missed out on a chance to own a Despicable Me Minions-themed Stanley tumbler, because that one would surely have made her heart feel less like an empty grave without hope. Maybe.
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