U.S. - Americans opening their mailboxes were greeted with a wonderful holiday surprise, as the White House had mailed them Christmas cards with the heartwarming message, "You will get sick and die this winter."
The Christmas cards are part of the Biden Administration's recent uplifting Christmas messaging campaign, which kicked off when Biden announced with jovial flair, "We are looking at a winter of severe illness and death."
The hope-filled greeting cards were packaged in a beautiful, glittering gift basket alongside a vaccine-filled syringe and a pack of abortion pills, all nestled in a bed of now-worthless shredded dollar bills.
Sadly, many Americans will never receive the President's heartfelt message of grief and hopelessness, as the USPS lost most of them.
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