SANTA FE, NM — After honking and swearing at a slow-moving car this morning, Marcus Nabors watched in horror as the car slowly turned its way into the parking lot of Nabors' church.
"Of course," sighed Nabors. "What are the odds? Aw man, you had to pick today to flip the bird, didn't you Marcus? Of all the freaking cars I could have picked."
The incident reportedly occurred at 8:58 a.m., with Nabors running late for church and stuck behind a car in the right turn lane. The car in front of Nabors had its right blinker on and slowed down three times, but each time did not turn onto the upcoming street and continued on. The third time, Nabors finally lost his cool.
"It turns out they were visitors, and they were slowing down because they were just trying to find the parking lot," said Nabors. "Hoo-boy. I don't know how I'm going to explain this."
At publishing time, Nabors had decided to address the issue head-on by joining a different church.
These friendly Christian extremists have gotten out of hand.
