MINNEAPOLIS, MN — A newly released batch of classified government documents revealed aliens had already been present for many years, and they've been actively defrauding the Minnesota government out of an estimated $20 billion.
The revelation came after the Trump administration declassified hundreds of documents relating to aliens, confirming what many had already suspected. The documents showed that aliens are, in fact, real, and that they've already succeeded in bilking the United States government out of billions of dollars via fake businesses and non-profit organizations.
"They're here among us," alien specialist Donny Marcus told the press. "I've been studying these beings for years — they're smart, and they're resourceful. It took no time at all for them to defraud Tim Walz's government of billions through Medicare and Medicaid fraud. The government didn't even ask why they needed the money; they just forked it over. The invasion people have been anticipating has been happening right under our noses all along."
Experts believe the aliens have used the majority of the stolen government funds to continue development of scam "daycare centers" and hospices, along with the purchase of hundreds of pallets of bananas and rice.
At publishing time, the Trump administration had issued an urgent warning to any other aliens that if they were to arrive in the U.S., they would be apprehended and deported.
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