U.S. — Developers at Truth Social are working overtime to identify and fix the bug that continues making every single post by former President Trump appear in all caps.
"I JUST ATE THE WORST SALSA I'VE EVER HAD AT JULIO'S! IT WAS ALWAYS FRESH AND DELICIOUS BEFORE RON DESANCTIMONIOUS WAS GOVERNOR!! AMERICA DESERVES BETTER!!" read Trump's latest message, the apparent bug still unfixed.
Despite their best efforts, the IT department has made no headway. "We're completely stumped," said Truth Social's lead software developer Jonathan Moore. "I've checked the coding a hundred times. I sent Trump a message asking if he could try using a different phone, but he replied: 'MY PHONE WORKED FINE BEFORE DESANCTIMONIOUS CAME ALONG! MAKE PHONES GREAT AGAIN!!!'. I honestly have no idea what that means."
At publishing time, developers had asked Trump to try, just once, not writing a message about Ron DeSantis to see if that helped.
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