OTTAWA — According to reports, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau lit up a Cuban cigar to honor his dad on Father's Day.

"Yeah, this has been a tradition of mine ever since my dear old Dad Fide — er, I mean, Pierre, started sending me boxes of these babies every year," said Trudeau while puffing on a Cohiba. "Ahhhh... fresh from the homeland."

Sources close to the Prime Minister said he often takes a moment to smoke a Cuban cigar to help decompress after a long day of destroying civil liberties, freezing bank accounts of political enemies, and dressing like a dark-skinned Indian sultan. "The Prime Minister took the time to honor his father today. His father is Pierre and definitely not Fidel the Communist Cuban dictator, may he rest in eternal peace," said a spokesperson for Trudeau.

At publishing time, Trudeau had finished off his Father's Day festivities with a smooth Cuban mojito in honor of his dad, whose name is Pierre and not Fidel.

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