LEAWOOD, KS — Football star Travis Kelce will reportedly write his own vows for his upcoming wedding to American pop star Taylor Swift just as soon as he learns how to spell "psyched".
"I'm so psyched to marry her. That's really the best word for it. I just knew I had to write my own vows about how psyched I am," the tight-end for the Kansas City Chiefs said. "So as soon as I learn how to spell 'psyched', I'll get right on it. I'm psyched to look it up in a dictionary. It starts with a 'C', right?"
Kelce and Swift announced their engagement on Tuesday via Instagram. Kelce is reportedly stoked that his famous girlfriend said "yes."
"I'm so stoked, as well as psyched," he said. "I can't wait to write these vows for my one true love. I've been super into her ever since she wrote that one song. Dang bro, she's so pretty. This is awesome."
At publishing time, it had been confirmed that Taylor Swift had already written her wedding vows, which will be approximately 10 pages long and set to music.
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