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To Calm Everyone Down, Here Is A Picture Of A Bagel You Cannot Possibly Argue About

Life · Jun 21, 2025 · BabylonBee.com
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We at the Babylon Bee have seen the rage and consternation caused by some of our jokes this week. In order to help everyone take a deep breath and relax, we are simply posting this picture of a bagel that no one could possibly argue about.

There is no hidden message or joke to be found here. This is just a bagel. A yummy, delicious bagel topped with sesame seeds. That's it.

People don't agree on much these days, but surely we can all agree on a freshly baked bagel. Who could argue about that? This will let all the people upset at us on social media take a breather, and allow peace to return to our comments.

We look forward to everyone being calmer and more agreeable after this.


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