We at the Babylon Bee have seen the rage and consternation caused by some of our jokes this week. In order to help everyone take a deep breath and relax, we are simply posting this picture of a bagel that no one could possibly argue about.
There is no hidden message or joke to be found here. This is just a bagel. A yummy, delicious bagel topped with sesame seeds. That's it.
People don't agree on much these days, but surely we can all agree on a freshly baked bagel. Who could argue about that? This will let all the people upset at us on social media take a breather, and allow peace to return to our comments.
We look forward to everyone being calmer and more agreeable after this.
California transplants Steve and Timpani try to be the perfect Texas hosts for Brittuni's visit, but Steve quickly realizes he needs a sensible vehicle now that he's about to become a dad.
