We at the Babylon Bee have seen the rage and consternation caused by some of our jokes this week. In order to help everyone take a deep breath and relax, we are simply posting this picture of a bagel that no one could possibly argue about.
There is no hidden message or joke to be found here. This is just a bagel. A yummy, delicious bagel topped with sesame seeds. That's it.
People don't agree on much these days, but surely we can all agree on a freshly baked bagel. Who could argue about that? This will let all the people upset at us on social media take a breather, and allow peace to return to our comments.
We look forward to everyone being calmer and more agreeable after this.
Behold! Woke Jesus is teaching when the Pharisees bring to him a woman caught in adultery. Listen and learn from this cherished Bible story about how Woke Jesus turned to intersectionality.
