The Proclaimers Blow Past Fitbit Step Goal

Headline Says It All · Oct 6, 2022 · BabylonBee.com

California transplants Steve and Timpani try to be the perfect Texas hosts for Brittuni's visit, but Steve quickly realizes he needs a sensible vehicle now that he's about to become a dad.

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The Proclaimers Blow Past Fitbit Step Goal

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