The Proclaimers Blow Past Fitbit Step Goal
Headline Says It All · Oct 6, 2022 · BabylonBee.com

Citing concerns about stiff competition from Amazon and an impossible-to-please Gen Z, Santa has announced he's hanging up the hat for good.

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