The Proclaimers Blow Past Fitbit Step Goal

Headline Says It All · Oct 6, 2022 · BabylonBee.com

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Steve and Timpani's continued adjustment to all things Texas hits a speed bump when Timpani's sister, Brittuni, arrives.

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