The Proclaimers Blow Past Fitbit Step Goal

Headline Says It All · Oct 6, 2022 · BabylonBee.com

After a slight mixup, Steve, Timpani, and Britunni end up at the Alamo instead of the Alamo Car Rental. Protestors block their way out and Timpani is going into labor!

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The Proclaimers Blow Past Fitbit Step Goal

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