U.S. — The Babylon Bee has announced that it will also be hosting an "even more patriotic" alternative halftime show, which will feature Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas standing there while reading the Constitution.
There will be no commentary, music, or anything else besides the sweet baritone of Justice Thomas reading every single article and amendment.
"Take that, Kid Rock," said Babylon Bee CEO Seth Dillon. "We see your adorable little halftime show lineup, and we raise you Clarence friggin' Thomas. We have turned the patriotism up to eleven, my friends. Check and mate."
At publishing time, the Babylon Bee had announced that it would reconsider the bar on music if Lee Greenwood would show up.
Coming soon to a Democrat-controlled city near you!
