Small Group Waits In Hushed Anticipation As Newlyweds Prepare To Offer Marriage Advice

Christian Living · Dec 10, 2025 · BabylonBee.com
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OLATHE, KS — A local church gathering was set to offer new insights into life that no one else had ever discovered before, as a small group waited in hushed anticipation, as newlyweds prepared to offer marriage advice to everyone else.

Witnesses said Jason and Lauren Bradford, who were married in November and just got back from their honeymoon before Thanksgiving, came to the small group meeting discussion on marriage full of wisdom to impart to the other couples.

"Let us tell you some of what we've learned," Jason reportedly began. "In all of the time we've been married, we've found that communication is the key to everything. If you don't communicate, everything else falls apart. That's one thing I would stress to all of you married folks out there. From our experience, it is essential to be open and transparent with one another. That's the foundation upon which a successful relationship is built. We hope this helps you guys."

The small group leader was appreciative that the Bradfords were able to draw on their weeks of experience to help others. "It's great to have such sage wisdom among us," Trent Porter said. "They obviously know what they're talking about, what with all the vast history they can look back on to pass on to the rest of us. They've been through a lot, so those of us who have been married for 10, 15, 20 years can learn a lot from them. God bless them."

At publishing time, the Bradfords, who have no children, were happy to counsel another couple on how to parent their kids.


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