Oh no! A woman has accused a political candidate of vile deeds! But should you believe them?
The flowchart experts at The Babylon Bee are here to help you navigate this tricky political scandal. Please consult the chart below and find the answers you seek.
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After a slight mixup, Steve, Timpani, and Britunni end up at the Alamo instead of the Alamo Car Rental. Protestors block their way out and Timpani is going into labor!
