Sergeant At Arms Gently Escorts Lib To The Cry Room

Headline Says It All · Mar 4, 2025 · BabylonBee.com
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Rumors swirl about the current condition of Senator Mitch McConnell, but his staff have come out to say that even if he were dead he will still be able to finish his term.

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