U.S. — As the divide between the political right and left continues to grow wider, a new report showed that Satan has found an unprecedented level of popularity as the new top influencer on the social media platform Bluesky.
After what had been viewed as an "up and down" year for the Father of Lies, sources said he had found a new lease on life and an increased following on the platform created as an alternative to Elon Musk's X and was now the most popular personality among its users.
"I've got more followers than ever before," the Accuser said when asked about the report. "Don't get me wrong, I've always had my share of fans, but once I migrated most of my activity to Bluesky, I've become bigger than ever before. I still have plenty of people who are devoted followers on other platforms, but there's just such a high concentration of people who love me on Bluesky."
Despite having varying degrees of success in deceiving people and persuading them to spread evil and perpetrate horrible acts for several thousand years, the Devil said he was even more excited now to see his recent upswing in popularity. "It really makes me happy to see what I see on Bluesky every day," the Adversary continued. "I mean, did you see how many people were overcome with joy after the news of that Christian being murdered went viral? People on Bluesky are really coming around to see things my way. I'm eager to see what I can accomplish there."
At publishing time, Satan had admitted that, despite his popularity on Bluesky, he still got all of his news from X.
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