DALLAS, TX — Local Democrat Jeannie Donaldson has sadly begun to run low on clothing space to place more "I Voted" stickers.
With 134 stickers currently adhered to her pants, shirt, and jacket, Donaldson had begun to struggle to find a place that wouldn't overlap with an adjacent sticker.
"What am I to do?" cried Donaldson. "I still have 46 more polling stations to hit. It's too warm to wear a coat over my suit jacket. Where am I going to fit 46 more stickers on my outfit? No one is experiencing more injustice than me right now."
Donaldson began placing the "I Voted" stickers all over her face, but they didn't stick well. "It was also getting hard to drive with the stickers covering my eyes," explained Donaldson. "It's a long drive between polling places, so that just wasn't a real solution. I don't know how I'm going to manage."
At publishing time, Donaldson had decided to start placing the "I Voted" stickers on her cats, of which she had a legion.
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