URGENT — A new report indicates that if you read this headline, you are, in fact, a racist.
All individuals who do not wish to be racist are strongly advised not to read the headline.
Are you still reading? You are now racist. You were specifically warned that if you read this headline, you would be a racist, and yet here you are reading the article.
Despite multiple warnings, you're still doing racism by continuing to read this article. Say no. Get some help. Do whatever it takes to stop hating other races, as you are by reading this.
Ok, at this point, you might as well be literally Hitler. Or, even worse, Donald Trump.
Just stop. Stop reading.
Racist.
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