SAINT LOUIS, MO — It was officially "go time" on Friday at the home of one local pastor, as he commenced his normal routine of psyching himself up for yet another grueling one-day work week.
Pastor Harrison Fletcher of Redeemer Church was seen preparing to hunker down in his study, in accordance with his weekly habit of mentally and physically preparing himself to withstand the onslaught of his single day of work.
"It's going to be a long one, but I'll make it through," Fletcher was heard telling himself. "Not everyone is cut out to put in this amount of work at their jobs. Fortunately, it's not just a job for me — it's a calling. It won't be easy, but I'll suck it up and use everything I've got to make it through that one day of work I have to do this week."
People close to Feltcher continued to be amazed at how much he managed to do each week. "I don't know how he does it," one source confessed. "Week in, week out, he shows up for an entire day to put in the work. Well, not an entire day, but you know what I mean. At least a good three or four hours during the first half of the day. But just think of the mental toughness that's required to pull that off. Some guys even do this for decades. Can you imagine that?"
At publishing time, Pastor Fletcher had reportedly decided to put in a little extra effort this week by starting to prepare his sermon on Saturday night.
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