MONTECITO, CA — Meghan Markle announced another Netflix series in which she will discuss how she is dealing with the trauma of the bad reviews from her previous Netflix show.
Producers explained that the next show would follow the Duchess of Sussex as she seeks to discover the reasons for the failure of the last show.
"It's an in-depth Netflix show about the failure of my Netflix show," Markle said. "It'll be eight episodes of me talking about how badly I felt reading all the fallout from people who watched the previous show. I need a lot of space to process the hate, and I invite a lot of my good celebrity friends over to help me work through the trauma."
Markle's first Netflix series "With Love, Meghan" garnered excoriating reviews, with social media reactions ranging from "This is pretty bad" to "I wish I'd been kidnapped by the CIA and waterboarded so I didn't have to watch it." The series featured episodes with her arranging pre-cut fruit on a tray, moving pretzels from one bag to another, and drinking margaritas on the lawn of her giant mansion.
In Markle's new show, however, she will work through the pain of dealing with the negative reviews from her first show. "I want to be left alone," she continued. "And I need privacy, and I can't deal with this trauma and, José? Are you getting all this on camera? These are real tears!"
At publishing time, Markle and Netflix had already announced a third show to deal with the negative reviews from the second show in which she copes with the bad reviews from the first show.
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