U.S. — Toy maker Mattel has unveiled the latest in its Barbie lineup, the all-new "Ozempic Barbie" that comes with real syringes and a detachable belly for when the initially-chubby Barbie sheds that weight.
Mattel stated that children will be able to draw up liquid from a real vial and give Barbie injections, then witness the incredible transformation as they remove her massive belly.
"Kids will love joining Barbie on her weight loss journey," said Mattel CEO Kimberly Massa. "Watch their smiles as they help Barbie overcome crippling diabetes and high blood pressure. With every injection your kids give her, that morbidly obese Barbie is one step closer to her best, most beautiful self. Get an Ozempic Barbie today!"
In addition to syringes, the new Ozempic barbie will also come with a miniature tape measure so kids can quantify Barbie's amazing results. "Wow! Barbie just went from a size 20 to a size 2! Thanks, Ozempic," said a young girl in the latest commercial spot. "Oh look, now Ken is interested in her again. Yay!"
At publishing time, Mattel had announced their next toy would be "Prozac Barbie" featuring a frowning face that can be turned to be a smile after kids feed her pills.
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