ROME, GA — Former congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene once again pointed her finger squarely at the Jews, this time accusing them of removing her brain.
Greene posted a video to social media on Friday in which she claimed that secret tiny Jews infiltrated her house while she slept and systematically removed her brain from her skull piece by piece, turning her into the stupid person she is today.
"I used to be much smarter until the Jews came along," Greene said. "Did I mention that MAGA is dead, and also that Trump will use his influence in MAGA to start a nuclear war so he can get a third term? And, you know, there are also the space lasers."
According to experts, it is possible that Greene was missing her brain, but since there were no records of extended hospital stays for treatments during her congressional term, it was likely that she lost it before she became famous. Other sources claimed that she may have even been born without one.
"I like waffles," Greene responded when questioned about the details of her theory.
At publishing time, Greene had posted a new video accusing the Jews of taking control of her body and forcing her to post the initial video of her claims that they had stolen her brain.
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