BEVERLY HILLS, CA — According to sources, locals noticed a local man driving an electric car down Rodeo Drive and blasting Nicki Minaj out of his open windows - clearly outing himself as a Right-winger.
"Ugh, Republicans are taking over the 90210," said one social elite shopping for a thousand-dollar handbag. "Well, I never!"
Several shoppers were reportedly "shook" by the brazen public display of right-wing conservative values. Witnesses heard a young child cry out to what might have been his mother, asking, "Nicki Minaj is a transphobic Nazi now. How could he play that?" But the man or woman scolded the child, saying it was impolite to assume their gender, even if they were an obvious racist.
The car was described as a Cybertruck, which was designed by infamous transphobic Nazi Elon Musk. Though the occupant was said to be driving, he was clearly employing Tesla's Full Self-Driving mode so that he could wave his hands in the air "like he just don't care" as he rolled past dozens of luxury stores and listened to Nicki Minaj's "Super Freaky Girl", mortifying dozens.
"How rude. He probably believes in fiscal responsibility," noted the manager of a shop that sells $10,000 hats. "What is this town coming to?"
At publishing time, the denizens of Beverly Hills were horrified to learn they might be conservative after they went back to their cars and Nicki Minaj started playing on the radio.
These friendly Christian extremists have gotten out of hand.
