WASHINGTON, DC — Kamala revealed a new strategy to combat the devastation of Hurricane Milton by simply saying "Don't" to the massive storm system with 150mph winds.
"Don't, Milton. Just don't," Kamala told the hurricane. "You've been warned, Milton!"
The Vice President's message to Hurricane Milton was reportedly met with gale-force winds, flash flooding, and flying debris. Despite Harris's bold words, Milton somehow continued inland undeterred. Meteorologists praised Harris for her decisive action, but said they worried her tactics may not defeat the hurricane.
"The Vice President is a great leader, and we appreciate all she's done to mitigate the risks of Milton. Unfortunately, the hurricane seems to be unfazed by her stark warning," said meteorologist Peter Wilkes commented. "We are all shocked by the storm's complete and utter disregard for the Vice President's stern words."
As of publishing time, Milton continued towards land despite Kamala telling it she was a strong black woman born in a middle-class neighborhood.
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