NEW YORK, NY — As the nation paused to remember the devastating attacks that took place on September 11, 2001, Vice President Kamala Harris arrived at the former site of the World Trade Center towers to mark the occasion by giving a speech about the Capitol riots on January 6, 2021.
"This is an important day," Harris said at the ceremony held at Ground Zero. "It is a Monday, which is the day before Tuesday, and it was a Tuesday on which something happened that changed the lives of every American. It was a day almost as bad as January 6, 2021, which was the most horrible day in the history of our nation, which is America."
Then, standing at the spot where thousands of people lost their lives, the Vice President provided a detailed retelling of the events of January 6th, including holding a moment of silence for all the members of Congress who were completely fine and didn't die that day. "We must never forget that day," Harris concluded. "And by remembering this day, we can also remember that day, and by remembering, we will never forget that which must never be forgotten."
The Vice President then laid the blame for 9/11 squarely at the feet of former President Donald Trump, who at the time was just a prominent New York businessman and real estate developer.
At publishing time, Vice President Harris was last seen privately letting out all the pent-up laughter she desperately held at bay while giving her solemn remarks.
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