WASHINTON, DC — In the wake of a bombshell interview with a White House Cyber Official, undercover journalist James O'Keefe said he will be gay with as many men as it takes to root out the corruption of the Deep State.
"Dinner and drinks with gay dudes for priceless info on the Biden administration?" O'Keefe commented. "That's nothing, I'm willing to do all sorts of stuff with guys if they're willing to talk to me about corruption in public schools, the DOJ, you name it. I'm ready to do just about anything to get to the very bottom of all the corruption in the United States…um..maybe there's a better way to put that but you get the point."
O'Keefe interviewed Charlie Kraiger, a Cybersecurity policy analyst for the White House, on what Kraiger thought was a casual gay date. He offered information to O'Keefe on a host of topics, such as Biden's deteriorating mental condition, Kamala Harris's management skills, and some unspeakably disgusting personal information that will remain unreported.
"I'm glad he just wanted drinks," O'Keefe said. "But I was willing to go further if he'd asked, just to get as much dirt on the Deep State as I can. If I have to wear a tight white polo shirt, pretend to be super into EDM, and sleep with men, so be it. That's how much freedom means to me."
As of publishing time, O'Keefe was waiting behind a dumpster near a gay D.C. area nightclub in hopes of catching a quick conversation with one of former President Obama's many, many previous gay advisors.
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