This handy infographic from your friends at The Babylon Bee will get you through your next potentially hazardous hug encounter with a fellow Christian:
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Many of you told us you wouldn't subscribe until we offered Paypal as a payment option. You apparently weren't bluffing, so we finally caved and added Paypal. Now — like the unbeliever faced with God's invisible qualities displayed in nature — you are without excuse.