NEW YORK CITY — New York City mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani paraglided into his campaign event today in honor of October 7th and the horrific atrocities committed by Hamas that day.
Mamdani chose to pilot the same sort of paraglider that Hamas used to commit mass rape and murder at a music festival, stating that it was the least he could do to extoll the glorious freedom fighters.
"What a beautiful anniversary we are celebrating," said Mamdani as he strode from his paraglider to the podium. "Look around you at the New Yorkers wearing Hamas headbands, celebrating women and children being burned alive. See the joy in their faces as they recall the babies being kidnapped and held hostage. Doesn't it bring a smile to your face?"
Mamdani then proceeded to lead the crowd in a chant of "Stop the genocide", followed by a chant of "Genocide the Jews."
"It was very inspiring to see Mamdani come in on the paraglider, firing an AK-47 in the air," said attendee Bilal Farooq. "Seeing him, I just knew that America was really okay with me living here while wanting to destroy America and terrorize Jews. I was so happy, for a moment, that I didn't event want to burn America to ashes. But that moment passed."
At publishing time, Mamdani had announced that he had decided the new government-controlled grocery stores would be built on the land where the synagogues had been burned down.
