Following their successful attack on a local church service, ICE protestors are reportedly prepping for even more assaults. According to one anonymous source, social justice warriors have nine new places in mind.
Here are the next locations being targeted:
Chuck E. Cheese: Time for those privileged kids to feel uncomfortable for once.
A rehabilitation center for injured baby Koalas: Not one baby Koala has spoken out against ICE.
A local orphanage: To punch orphans.
WNBA game: No witnesses means no crime.
Grandma Maggie's funeral: She gave a "heart" reaction to a Department of Homeland Security post on Facebook. She must never know peace.
A random hospital ICU waiting room: People there are already uncomfortable, which is the goal of protest. It's an easy win.
Waffle House: That hungover crackhead punching the waitress might join the cause.
Daycare for special needs children: Wait, this is just a front for Somali money laundering.
A mosque: Oh, wait, never mind. Those are off-limits.
If you're at any of these locations, be warned. You're about to get a taste of justice.
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