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Hollywood Sign Mysteriously Rearranges Into Ominous Quote From Romans 1

HOLLYWOOD, CA—According to astounded sources from Southern California, the famous Hollywood sign overlooking Tinseltown mysteriously rearranged itself into an ominous quote from Romans 1 following the revelation of dozens of previously covered-up sexual harassment scandals in recent weeks.

The letters shifted and moved of their own accord, with some transforming or splitting in two to spell out the phrase “THE WRATH OF GOD IS REVEALED FROM HEAVEN AGAINST ALL UNGODLINESS” in the hills on the north side of Hollywood.

Numerous shocked witnesses also reported seeing the letters shift again at one point to form the words “GOD GAVE THEM OVER TO A REPROBATE MIND”—another quote directly from the first chapter of the book of Romans.

At publishing time, the haunting message had begun rearranging itself once again, this time into the entire book of Isaiah.

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